Public Pooping
Public pooping sucks for guys. We all do it but rarely do we talk about it; until now.
Cheap toilet paper is the number one reason I hate to poop in public, yet it’s for some reason accepted practice for public pooping. I’ll be honest, I like my butt hole. I like that it doesn’t hurt [...]
#1 Dad In The Solar System
Let me tell you a little story about Joshua Mauldin. Early last year Joshua, his wife Eva, and his two month old daughter Ava moved to Galveston, Texas from Arkansas. Joshua and his family had decided to move so he could become a preacher. In fact, Joshua had been quoted as saying that God [...]
Top 10 Reasons You Don’t Get Laid
This is a list for guys. If you’re a girl and you can’t get laid, the solution to your problems goes way beyond a top 10 list.
1. You’re trying too hard.
The harder you try, the more desperate you’ll look. Don’t do this. If you act like you don’t care, girls will try to get you [...]
You are so tough
When did you get so tough? Were you born that way? No, I think it was more recent. Was it when you were in high school? No, you were a pimply little punk back then. You were scared out of your mind, you weren’t tough. No it was much more recent.
I think it was it [...]
Public Nose Picking
It’s no secret, you have boogers. I have boogers. We all have boogers. It’s a fact of life. I think it’s buried deep in our genetic code. In fact, there is a booger gene that only has one job, to make sure we have snot. I know you don’t believe me, and that’s because you’re [...]
Going Bald? Here’s how to deal.
I want all you to know that most Men go bald. Yes, I said most. I think the statistic is like 94.3254% of all men go bald. You’re probably saying to yourself, “no way it’s 94.3254%”, but I assure you it is, and I’m going to tell you why.
For a long time now, it’s been [...]
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My Dad’s parents visit about every other month. When they do, they often leave with clothes and other things to take back to their home to donate to their church. The last time I was home, I was helping them carry out all of the stuff to their car. One of the last items in [...]
Bad Driving or Just Lost?
If there’s one thing on a lot of people’s pet peeve list it would be bad drivers. Sure they are dangerous and can potentially cause accidents, but most people just experience extreme frustration and angst. But you ever stopped to think why a person may suck so bad at driving?
When I see a car that [...]
MySpace Morons
The people on MySpace are ridiculous.
Congratulations on the new layout, it sucks. Most of the pre-configured layouts I see blow ass. I can’t even figure out what I’m looking at half the time. It’s hard as hell to read anything and no one wants to scroll left and right. Just [...]
A Religious Conversation
A Conversation between a Man, his Religion, and his Faith.
[Man and Religion are standing mid-stage having a conversation.]
Man: Hey Religion, can I ask you a question?
Religion: Of course.
Man: Where did we all come from?
Religion: Well of course, God.
Religion: Haven’t you read the book?
Man: Well, yeah but I figured there’d be a sequel or a “for [...]