Enjoying Coffee At Starbucks

Yesterday I was inside of a Starbucks in Washington, DC enjoying a coffee. I was sitting on a stool facing the front window where I could see people outside. There was a gentleman who was sitting in a chair directly outside the window I was facing. He didn’t have any coffee but for some reason [...]

Daddy’s Little Girl

Recently, the world learned of a cute little couple that go by the name John and Jenny Deaves. These two pictured below, are not only lovers and proud parents of a beautiful little girl, but John and Jenny also have a much closer bond. John is Jenny’s biological father. As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s [...]

Arm Swing Challenged

It’s getting warmer outside. When that happens, not only does Al Gore throw a hissy fit, but you’ll see a lot more people outside, especially people jogging. The funny thing about jogging is, well there are a lot of funny things about jogging; but I just realized one today.
When you see someone jog, you can [...]

Preventing Violent Videos

You may have heard of the recent story about a teen in Florida that was attacked by some other teens who video taped the incident. If you didn’t hear about it, then you shouldn’t lay under rocks. Salamanders live under rocks and some of them are slimy.
Local authorities in the town where the video taped [...]

Get Your Phone Fixed

Why are you talking so loud on you cell phone? If you have to yell on your cell phone for someone to hear you, you might want to get that checked out. It’s 2008, we humans don’t have to yell to communicate anymore. First of all, it’s a $200 phone and you’re probably paying at [...]

Why You’re Fat

Ok before you get all pissy, I’m not making fun of fat people. That would be too easy. I’m not even saying there’s anything wrong with being fat, although we all know the truth. Hell, I’m not even here to debate the definition of “fat”. Although, if the words “wiggle” or “jiggle” describe any part [...]