Preventing Violent Videos

You may have heard of the recent story about a teen in Florida that was attacked by some other teens who video taped the incident. If you didn’t hear about it, then you shouldn’t lay under rocks. Salamanders live under rocks and some of them are slimy.
Local authorities in the town where the video taped [...]

Why You’re Fat

Ok before you get all pissy, I’m not making fun of fat people. That would be too easy. I’m not even saying there’s anything wrong with being fat, although we all know the truth. Hell, I’m not even here to debate the definition of “fat”. Although, if the words “wiggle” or “jiggle” describe any part [...]

Top 10 Reasons You Don’t Get Laid

This is a list for guys. If you’re a girl and you can’t get laid, the solution to your problems goes way beyond a top 10 list.
1. You’re trying too hard.
The harder you try, the more desperate you’ll look. Don’t do this. If you act like you don’t care, girls will try to get you [...]

Public Nose Picking

It’s no secret, you have boogers. I have boogers. We all have boogers. It’s a fact of life. I think it’s buried deep in our genetic code. In fact, there is a booger gene that only has one job, to make sure we have snot. I know you don’t believe me, and that’s because you’re [...]

Going Bald? Here’s how to deal.

I want all you to know that most Men go bald. Yes, I said most. I think the statistic is like 94.3254% of all men go bald. You’re probably saying to yourself, “no way it’s 94.3254%”, but I assure you it is, and I’m going to tell you why.
For a long time now, it’s been [...]