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		<title>Pickup lines that work III</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continued from: Pickup lines that work II What&#8217;s the difference between a knife and a Ferrari? I don&#8217;t have Ferrari in my pocket. Get in the van. I&#8217;m like a Rubik&#8217;s Cube; the longer you play with me, the harder I get. It&#8217;s $20 for oral and $50 to fuck you in the ass, right? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parental advice we didn&#8217;t believe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 04:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some things our parents told us that we totally fought against but later found out they were right. Dating someone with bipolar disorder is a bad idea. Santa isn&#8217;t real. To not be such a spoiled little prick. I&#8217;m much better now. That school IS important, and that it&#8217;s important to treat your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pickup lines that work II</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continued from: Pickup lines that work Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? You must have fallen from heaven, because your face is like all fucked up. My new high-tech watch tells me you have no clothes on&#8230; oh, well, you have&#8230; it has to be one hour fast. Do you fuck strangers? (No) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t smoke Marijuana</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:04:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FACTS ABOUT MARIJUANA: 90% of people who smoke marijuana are lazy. 85% of people who smoke marijuana don&#8217;t have jobs. 85% of people who smoke marijuana don&#8217;t believe in God! 70% of people who smoke marijuana descend into crime. There are over 100,000 deaths each year due to marijuana usage. There are also over 135,000 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you learned the hard way II</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your true friends are the ones who stick by you both when you&#8217;re down and when you&#8217;re up. You might be stunned to find how many true friends you have and which ones they are. The most fascinating topic of conversation for 99% of the population is themselves. Don&#8217;t kiss anything while you&#8217;re drunk if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things you learned the hard way</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t eat yellow snow. Don&#8217;t love, at all. Moustaches are cool. Neck beards are not. Never care too much for one person Automatic transmissions suck the life out of driving. You know that cute nerdy girl you like? The one which may, just may, not be as petty or materialistic as all of the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pickup lines that work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I lost my phone number. Can you give me yours? I like all the shit you like. Let&#8217;s fuck. My couch pulls out but I don&#8217;t. I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U! Scream and I&#8217;ll cut you. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls are evil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every single girl I have ever fallen for has led to nothing but pain and suffering. Fuck girls, they&#8217;re evil. You&#8217;ll do better in life without one constantly bringing drama into it and manipulating you. They have what you want and they know it and they use that to their advantage. I&#8217;ve been with all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s getting fat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s the world&#8217;s most fattening food? Wedding cake. How to tell your girl she&#8217;s getting fat without actually saying it. 60% of the time these suggestions will works every time. Break up with her. Problem solved. Say, &#8220;BEEP BEEP BEEP&#8221; every time she backs up. Stop eating. After about two weeks, say &#8220;I recently lost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peeing in the sink</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:58:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to peeing, its great to be a male. Ladies (and fellows with a micro-penis) purse their lips at men&#8217;s blithe attitude toward convenience when it comes to answering nature&#8217;s call. We&#8217;re so crass, rude, disgusting. Right. You&#8217;re just fucking envious. And well you should be. It is indescribably wondrous portaging a permanently [...]]]></description>
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