Top 10 Random things

These are the top ten things that probably don’t have anything to do with each other.

Cupcake
Winter Solstice
Shetland Pony
Cartoon Character
Football Helmet
Alternating Wednesdays
A disagreement between friends
Neck tattoo
Canned tomatoes
Proton

Get Your Phone Fixed

Why are you talking so loud on you cell phone? If you have to yell on your cell phone for someone to hear you, you might want to get that checked out. It’s 2008, we humans don’t have to yell to communicate anymore. First of all, it’s a $200 phone and you’re probably paying at [...]

Public Pooping

Public pooping sucks for guys. We all do it but rarely do we talk about it; until now.
Cheap toilet paper is the number one reason I hate to poop in public, yet it’s for some reason accepted practice for public pooping. I’ll be honest, I like my butt hole. I like that it doesn’t hurt [...]

You are so tough

When did you get so tough? Were you born that way? No, I think it was more recent. Was it when you were in high school? No, you were a pimply little punk back then. You were scared out of your mind, you weren’t tough. No it was much more recent.
I think it was it [...]

Bad Driving or Just Lost?

If there’s one thing on a lot of people’s pet peeve list it would be bad drivers. Sure they are dangerous and can potentially cause accidents, but most people just experience extreme frustration and angst. But you ever stopped to think why a person may suck so bad at driving?
When I see a car that [...]

MySpace Morons

The people on MySpace are ridiculous.
Congratulations on the new layout, it sucks. Most of the pre-configured layouts I see blow ass. I can’t even figure out what I’m looking at half the time. It’s hard as hell to read anything and no one wants to scroll left and right. Just [...]

A Religious Conversation

A Conversation between a Man, his Religion, and his Faith.
[Man and Religion are standing mid-stage having a conversation.]
Man: Hey Religion, can I ask you a question?
Religion: Of course.
Man: Where did we all come from?
Religion: Well of course, God.
Religion: Haven’t you read the book?
Man: Well, yeah but I figured there’d be a sequel or a “for [...]

Weightlifters

Weightlifters Rule, Everyone Else Doesn’t.
According to the Men’s Health article “The Greatest Workout Known To Man” weightlifters (aka Olympic weightlifters) put every other type of lifter to shame.
Olympic Weightlifter Facts (from the article)

Best overall athletes
Highest average vertical jump (of any sport)
They have only two lifts (snatch, clean ‘n jerk). Both kick [...]