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		<title>What A Mess</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got off the phone and while I was putting my cell phone down, I knocked over a cup of water. Not all of it spilled out so I put it to the side while I cleaned up the mess. I spilled some of it in my keyboard, so I immediately turned that upside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gross</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just found a hair in the salad I made. I&#8217;m never eating here again.]]></description>
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		<title>New Cellphone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work, she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching T.V. when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why you should never talk on the phone in the bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All in all, it hadn&#8217;t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I&#8217;d last taken a dump. I&#8217;d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STFU you idiots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would really enjoy slapping the fuck out of every person who thinks any of the following: jesus is coming back obama might be the antichrist socialized medicine leads to the gov&#8217;t taking away our freedom capitalism is good for america rod b never did anything good for illinois abortion is wrong drugs are bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A new text message</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh great, I got a new text message. I wonder who it&#8217;s from. Could be anyone, I&#8217;m pretty well liked. . . . . . Oh man it&#8217;s from Verizon. I&#8217;m such a loser. :(]]></description>
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		<title>Things that make guys instantly lose interest in girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life's Annoyances]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Speaking on behalf of guys I just want to say we&#8217;re not perfect, nor do we demand perfection in our partners…eh fuck it. Yeah I&#8217;m pretty much perfect and here&#8217;s a list of things that make a guy instantly lose interest in you girls. Gapped teeth or otherwise look like a horse kicked your face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America would like to take this time apologize</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[America would like to take this time to say sorry for: Paris Hilton Perez Hilton The drug war The war on terror The Brady Bunch MTV, after they started showing The Real World Sarah Palin George W. bush Ruining Star Wars Ruining Indiana Jones Suv&#8217;s George W. Bush Elmo Emo&#8217;s Bacon Flavored Mayonnaise Country music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I hate my job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life's Annoyances]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My job is so fucking unbelievable. I&#8217;ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>See them?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John-Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fucking Eye Floaters. Why won&#8217;t they go away? I hope you have them too and haven&#8217;t noticed them for a long time. Now you&#8217;ll see them again and be just as miserable as me.]]></description>
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