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People of Public Transit

People of Walmart inspires sister site (People of Public Transit)

http://www.peopleofpublictransit.com/

The public bus and subway systems are littered with amazing photo opportunities. Many of us have been sitting alone witnessing something amazing and only wishing we could share the experience with our friends. Well now you can!

Every Single Steve Wilkos Show

Hey Lakers, good luck with that.

Ron Artest – Workout HOTT Official Music Video 2009

Considering the last thing he did

Considering the last thing he did got him nailed to the cross, I’m really not concerned with WWJD.

Sometimes I Google Penis

What? Like you don’t?

T-Pain sings Miami Dolphin’s Anthem

Your boy T-Pain has auto-tuned his way into the hearts of Dolphin’s fans with his rendition of the Miami Dolphin’s anthem, originally written by Lee Ofman in 1973. Ofman couldn’t be reached for comment, but we think he would have this to say, “WTF?!?”.

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Hey
Heyee
Lea eah ‘ts Go!
Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team.
We take the ball from goal to goal like no one’s ever seen.
We’re in the air; we’re on the ground; we’re always in control,
And when you say Miami, you’re talking Super Bowl;
‘Cause we’re the Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins, number one! Number one!
We’re the Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins,
Miami Dolphins, number one! Number one!
(“Come on Go, come on, Goal”)
[Rinse, Repeat]

Congratulations Dolphins. You can’t win games but at least T-Pain is behind you.

In case you were wondering, here’s the original:

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Thanks again, T-Pain; definitely an improvement and you didn’t ruin it at all.

Glenn Beck Screaming (Ringtone)

Recently Glen Beck has been under some fire for his comments calling Obama a racist. While Glenn boy’s statements were completely ridiculous, it wasn’t my favorite. During his radio show on July 15, Glenn had an argument with one of his callers and, without exageration, Glenn freaks out. It’s amazing.

Anyway, I recently got a new phone and couldn’t think of a better ringtone than Glenn boy’s rant. So I downloaded his show, cut it up, and created an mp3.

Here’s what it sounds like:

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And here’s the download link in case you want it: Glenn Beck Screaming

I have Verizon Wireless, so all I had to do was email that mp3 to my_phone_number@vzwpix.com (5551113322@vzwpix.com for example) which sends my phone a text message with the mp3 attached. From there I had the option to save the file as a ringtone. I don’t know how it works with other providers.

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

• I don’t always masturbate, but when I do, I prefer the right hand.
• I don’t always eat, but when I do, I prefer food.
• I don’t always eat take out, but when I do, I prefer Taco Bell.
• I don’t always use gas, but when I do, I prefer propane.
• I don’t always wipe, but when I do, I prefer standing up.
• I don’t always prey on people, but when I do, I prefer the weak ones.
• I don’t always beat people, but when I do, I prefer my wife.
• I don’t always genocide, but when I do, I prefer gas chambers.
• I don’t always peep, but when I do, I prefer your sister’s window.
• I don’t always L, but when I do, I prefer MAO.
• I don’t always fap, but when I do, I prefer a trap.

Watch it backwards II

If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, it’s about an anonymous fellow performing emergency medicine and rescuing teenagers in the woods.

If you watch Titanic backwards, it’s a movie about an iceberg that builds a fucking huge-ass ship full of passengers, lifeboats, and deck chairs.

If you watch MacGyver backwards, it’s about a guy who always manages to find the toothpick, paperclip, stick of gum, or aluminum foil that’s holding some amazing machine together, and then taking it out. What a dick.

If you watch Jeopardy! backwards, it’s a show about rich people paying money for answers to questions.

If you watch House backwards, it’s still never lupus.

If you watch Scarface backwards, it’s about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

If you watch porn backwards, it’s about a husband vacuuming semen off his wife’s face before putting on his plumbing jumpsuit and heading off to work.

If you watch Gremlins backwards you learn that all you have to do is feed a monster after midnight and it’ll turn into a cute, cuddly fur ball.

If you watch any movie about Jesus backwards, it’s about a guy who comes back from the dead after being crucified and goes around infecting people with horrible diseases. He steals fish and loaves of bread from 5,000 starving people and then wrecks a perfectly good party by turning wine into water.

If you watch Juno backwards, it’s about a girl who steals a baby from two people who don’t like each other and then stuff its up her vagina thus slowly consuming it. The perceptive ones will see a story in the background about the two who got their baby stolen falling in love with each other.

If you watch Twilight backwards, vampires still shouldn’t fucking sparkle.

If you watch your life backwards you die first and then start living in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. Spend your last nine months floating…and you finish off as an orgasm.

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