Transit Security System
on December 7, 2009 in Random Funny
Transit Authorities from around the US have come together to compile images and video from their local transit systems. People of Public Transit is a new security website aimed at keeping tabs on Public Transit’s most suspicious looking passengers. When questioned about the validity of such an effort one representative said, “Have you seen some of these people? They’re freaks! There’s no way these people are just riding to get somewhere. They’re obviously going to cause some sort of trouble, and we’re hoping this new site can help identify some of these perps.”
It’s unclear as to the legal ramifications of profiling purely based on freakiness level, but one transit authority employee had this to say, “I’ve seen some wild freaks on the train and can’t help but think they are going to do something crazy like sit next to someone or accidentally make eye contact with a normal passenger. We just can’t have that.”
The future of freak profiling remains uncertain, but the public is encouraged to visit People of Public Transit and submit photos of the freaks they come into contact with to help rid the system of these monstrosities.
COME ON! WHAT R U WAITING FOR?! I’M RIGHT HERE! DO ME NOW!
on December 5, 2009 in Random Funny
6 Truths of Life
on December 4, 2009 in Random Funny
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologise about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company …
Pope Benedict XVI
on December 3, 2009 in Random Funny
Pope Benedict XVI’s cloak is lifted by the wind during his weekly general audience in St. Peter’s Square, at the Vatican, Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini). Photo Edit by poliganometry. Original Photo.
Amazing Horse Ringtone
on October 23, 2009 in Random Funny
Amazing Horse Note: Video may be NSFW. There is a cartoon penis in the middle of the video.
A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. Not kid friendly.
Here’s the ringtone I made from that video:
Full Version (download):
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
1st Half (download):
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
2nd Half (download):
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
Email ringtone as an attachment to your cell phone using one of the following addresses.
Verizon YOUR_NUMBER@vzwpix.com
ATT&T YOUR_NUMBER@mobile.att.net
T-Mobile YOUR_NUMBER@tmomail.net
Alltel YOUR_NUMBER@message.alltel.com
Others, contact your provider for details.
While sitting at my computer
on October 19, 2009 in Random Funny
While sitting at my computer, I found the urge to reseat myself in a more comfortable position. This required me to pull my chair out a bit where I saw a delicious oreo cookie on the floor under my desk. I knew the cookie had been there from a day or two before, but I felt the 5 second rule didn’t apply to oreos. And I was right. While a little bit soft (not the traditional crispiness a new oreo has), the floor oreo still had all of the delicious goodness you would expect from a floor oreo, and more. I fear to tell this to anyone for surely ridicule and disgust will ensue, but I somehow feel your kind and cookie loving heart will know to forgive me.
In closing, you love cookies too and would also not hesitate to eat the 2 day floor oreo.
Call for Recipe
on October 10, 2009 in Random Funny
We’re looking for the BEST recipe for peanut butter and jelly. If you know any good recipes, just contact us. We’d like you to focus more on ingredients than anything. Thanks!
INFORMATIVE POST: Magic Mushrooms
on October 9, 2009 in Random Funny
A lot of people don’t realize that drug dealers have been scamming customers for a long, long time. ALMOST ALL MUSHROOMS found in the wild have hallucinagenic properties, and are 100% edible as magic mushrooms. ALL brown, white, tan, and speckled mushrooms in the United States can be soaked in water for about 2 hours and eaten, and some time (MOST TIMES) the trip is better then any bullshit you buy from a dealer. the water MUST be drank following the eating of said shrooms. enjoy your new info, /b/. never buy shrooms from a scumbag again.
What do you do?
on October 8, 2009 in Random Funny
You wake up. You are on a massive throne connected to countless cables and tubes, all stuck in you. Around you are a bunch of big guys with armor, tech spears, and pointy hats, none of whom have noticed you are awake. You don’t have much of a memory, but you’re pretty sure the last thing you did was sacrifice the last bit of your power to kill your favored son-turned-evil.
You have a mighty urge to take a piss.
What do you do?
Every Single Steve Wilkos Show
on October 6, 2009 in Popular Culture, Random Funny
