Bear
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist

This is a bear. Most bears are hairy. This particular bear is brown, but not every single bear is brown, some are white, and some are black. Polar bears, the white ones, are never cold because they love the snow. Brown bears are always hot because they are in the river trying to catch fish and swim. Bears eat vegetation, garbage, and fish. Bears sometimes attack humans when their bear cubs are in danger. Or when there are tents around. Bears hate tents.
Snake
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist

This is a snake. Snakes are cylindrical, long, snake shaped creatures. They have rubbery spastic tongues that have a split at the end. The left split is for smelling left and the right split is for smelling right. Oh yeah, they smell with their tongue. Their fangs are like hypodermic needles. They have poison in them. When a snake gets pissed it will either hiss, spit, or shake its rattle. This snake has had its rattle removed by a fight or probably was born without one.
Shark
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist

This is a shark. The shark is pretty big, like 6 feet or so. It has HUGE teeth. The teeth are mainly for eating. I’m assuming the shark has a large appetite; otherwise, a shark that rarely eats or doesn’t get that hungry isn’t very appealing. Sharks are grey so they blend in with the polluted ocean. Sharks sometimes eat humans because humans taste like seals.