WTF Train?
on July 26, 2010 in WTF?
WTF Google Images?
on August 29, 2009 in WTF?
Searching for pictures of a “chemistry set” I found this image in the second row of the first results page on Google Images. NOTE: The picture above will not show if SafeSearch is set to “Strict”.
Best singer in the world
on August 8, 2009 in WTF?
How long can you last?
Easy: 0:10
Medium: 0:30
Hard: 1:00
Legendary: 2:00
Master of the Universe: Whole Video
Remember to BREATHE
on August 4, 2009 in WTF?
I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I laughed a lot. There are so many things wrong, and awesome, with this video I can’t even begin to write them. You’ll just have to watch.
Hippie Weirdo Yoga Farmer – Watch more Funny Videos
Where to start…
on July 25, 2009 in WTF?
I’ve got a long distance relationship with a girl whom I’ve met and fucked several times, yet I’m more content sitting at home masturbating to gay, furry, futanari, or even puke. Usually my dreams every night consist of being dressed up like a girl and fucked by every guy I know. And how’d this all start? A while back I was hanging out with 2 friends, we were all horny watching something on tv, and one friend thought it’d be funny to whip out his cock and act like he was going to fap right there, as a joke I was gonna act like I was going to grab his cock, and he stood up as I looked over, 2 minutes later I was sucking his dick while the other guy was getting ready to fuck me. Best night of my life; made me who I am today. Not sure if thats good or not, but it happened.
And NO, I m not gay.
You must be joking
on July 2, 2009 in Popular Culture, WTF?
50 Cent is one lucky mother-fucker to finally get an opportunity to meet Pruane2Forever.
Seriously, WTF. He actually talks shit about him after.
Too much Xbox?
on May 26, 2009 in Popular Culture, WTF?
So what happens when you play too much Xbox?
Enjoying Coffee At Starbucks
on April 16, 2008 in Popular Culture, WTF?
Yesterday I was inside of a Starbucks in Washington, DC enjoying a coffee. I was sitting on a stool facing the front window where I could see people outside. There was a gentleman who was sitting in a chair directly outside the window I was facing. He didn’t have any coffee but for some reason he had one of his arms inside of his shirt and the other was pulling his shirt away from his stomach like he was hiding something underneath. It wasn’t until I was a few sips into my orange mocha frappuccino when I realized why. It only took about 1.639 seconds for me to whip out my camera phone to capture the essence of self-abuse outside Starbucks.
Daddy’s Little Girl
on April 15, 2008 in Popular Culture, WTF?
Recently, the world learned of a cute little couple that go by the name John and Jenny Deaves. These two pictured below, are not only lovers and proud parents of a beautiful little girl, but John and Jenny also have a much closer bond. John is Jenny’s biological father. As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s Hot.”
You might be quite surprised, as was I, to learn that society hasn’t accepted this little gem of a family. It’s 2008 and society is still as prejudice as ever. Will there ever be a day a daughter can get some sweet lovin from her own father, and NOT have people look at her weird?
Sure John and Jenny’s first attempt at a child resulted in something resembling Jeff Goldblum in the movie The Fly:
But can you say with confidence that we shouldn’t let dads and daughters have sex and have more daughters? Procreation folks, that’s what were talking about.
I can’t wait for the day women have the same rights as men, blacks are finally recognized as unequal because of their extra bone/ligament/fast twitch fibers, and daughters and fathers can bang legally. It’s all a matter of time.
#1 Dad In The Solar System
on March 28, 2008 in WTF?
Let me tell you a little story about Joshua Mauldin. Early last year Joshua, his wife Eva, and his two month old daughter Ava moved to Galveston, Texas from Arkansas. Joshua and his family had decided to move so he could become a preacher. In fact, Joshua had been quoted as saying that God ordered him to go to Galveston, which makes sense.
When the family arrived in Galveston, they had to get a hotel room before they could move into their new house. One day Joshua and his daughter were in the hotel room while his wife had gone out to get some food. Joshua had been angered by the loveless marriage he was in and decided to do something about it.
The first thing Joshua did to try to fix his marriage was punch his two month old daughter, Ava. He was angry with his marriage and that was the first thing that came to his mind. He felt bad for her and wanted to put her somewhere safe, so he then decided to put Ava in the hotel room safe. This turned out to be a worse idea than the first. She was obviously pissed so he probably felt she needed to “cool off”. That’s when he put her in the refrigerator. At this point, the marriage was still not any better, and Ava was getting cold. Joshua’s last attempt to fix his marriage and simultaneously warm up Ava was to put her in the microwave for about 20 seconds.
After he was done fixing his marriage, he was arrested and charged with injury to a child, causing serious bodily harm. He first told police that Ava was just sunburned. He probably thought it was a good lie because kids that are two months or younger don’t really understand how to properly apply sunscreen. Then Joshua changed his story. He said that he was making coffee in the hotel room and that the hot water spilled on Ava.
Police probably would have believed the story, but since he had changed his story and Ava looked kinda like she had been microwaved for 20 seconds, the police didn’t buy his lie. So Joshua was arrested and charged for the failed attempts to fix his loveless marriage.
Earlier this week Joshua was given his right to a fair trial. The prosecution was seeking the death penalty, but Joshua’s lawyer had a different plan for Joshua’s rehabilitation. The defense first claimed that Joshua was insane and that he should be let go with probation. His lawyer claimed that Joshua needed probation so that he could continue receiving psychiatric treatment. Obviously Joshua and his lawyer share the same set of morals.
Neither the court nor the jury bought Joshua’s or his lawyer’s bullshit defense attempts. Joshua was sentenced to 25 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Joshua couldn’t be reached for comment, but sources say that his marriage is still loveless.
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