Now Boarding

I was at an airport about to board an airplane for a vacation house somewhere. Before I boarded though I needed to pick out the shirts that were mine from a rack that as on the wall. I was being polite and not grabbing, like some were, and I think someone took one of my shirts. I could tell which ones were mine because they were so much larger than the rest. What was that kid going to do with my large shirt anyway?

So I arrived at the house and low and behold Kate (my girlfriend’s best friend) is there. She’s sort of my “host”. But 2 of my ex girlfriends are there too. The most recent one wanted to know how the hell I was invited. She was sort of just shocked and upset I was there. The other one said she was feeling ill because she took too much ibuprofen, but really she drank a whole bottle of liquor because she was upset her aunt died.

Then I realized I had a bunch of stuff with me. A woman’s wallet that belonged to a girl I went to high school with that I barely spoke 3 words to. It had money inside and I was wondering how I had this thing so long, but I was still scared to take the money.

Then I had to quickly pick out an outfit because there was a contest to see who could make the most outrageous dance routine wearing the most outrageous outfit.

Soon after Kate came back from getting cocaine and told me it was going to be $50 / line.

Then I woke up.