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		<title>How I learned to mind my own business&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were shouting, &#8216; 13&#8230;.13&#8230;.13. &#8216;
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see What was going on&#8230;..
One of them poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/random-funny/how-i-learned-to-mind-my-own-business/</link>
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		<title>Green Ketchup</title>
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Remember green ketchup? That shit was titts.
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		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/random-funny/green-ketchup/</link>
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		<title>Why you should never talk on the phone in the bathroom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[All in all, it hadn&#8217;t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I&#8217;d last taken a dump. I&#8217;d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/lifes-annoyances/why-you-should-never-talk-on-the-phone-in-the-bathroom/</link>
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		<title>I Tell The Truth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I was searching gmail for something, and came across this section of a conversation, made me laugh.

11:38 AM John: Z̡͒̊̃͏̷͎̝̗͖̳̪̹ặ̡̢͍̜̙ͪ̂͛̈́ͧl̸̟̬͓͓̣̻͓̟̒̑̈ͦg̛̐̈́̇̏͒̌ͯ̎҉+̧͖̳͉̯͎͓̩ͅo̸̻̣̤̥̹̣̾ͥͨ͌+̷̸̐ͧ͛ͪ͛ͫ̈́҉̳̼̩c̷̻̭̜̣̻͉̭̒̔ͅâ̱̰̻͕̫̆̍ͥ̿̏̈́͞m̡̰̤͛̅̈́͑ͧ͒̓ͬ̚+̥͓͔̼̼̹e̮̜͙̠͑͂̈ͪ+̷̛̞̹͎͖̝͚̩͓̲́ͣt̢͍̼͇̻͇͕͕̞̎̐̾̉ͮ͘ơ͖̱̟͍̩͋́̎̒ͨͣ̚͘+̶̺̣̜̘̮̭̱͓ͪͣͣ͢ṫ̜̗͍̬̘̣̥͈ͯ̑͐e̛͕̟̠̞͎̓͆ͣ͐̾̈́͘l̠̻̮̲̉ͩͧ̓̎ͮͬ+͎l̢͖͖ͮ̾ͯ͊̌̓ͅ+̔͑҉̬̝̘͍y̧̆̈́̑҉͔͎͕̙̥̩̤ơ̲̞͉͇͈͚̇̉ͣ̊̈́̔̚͝u̡̨͉͔̞̱͔̲̜ͣ̓͆̑̐+̯̜̀ͧ͟t͗͊̐ͥ͛͏̜͕͙̻̗͇ͅh̶̡̛͎̭̤̄̆̍͗̍̔̐͗ả͓̤̪̙̜̳͒͑ͅt̆ͪ͗͛ͭ̌+̵̷̯́+̴̜̩̗̐ͭ̅̓̊̄͛y̬͇̦̣ͩ́ͬ̒̆̑̎o̬͐́ͮͩ̅̎u͙̗̳͚̪̲̬̱͓͛͒̒̂̓̽͒+̸̲͆́͠l̰͉͊ͮͯ̅ͩͩͨ͂̑͜ọ̠̉̉̿̆͝͝͠š̴̯̥̦͂̾ͦ̎ͩͬ͜t̨̩͔̜͛̆̉ͭ͐ͨ+̞͉̮̞+͉̯̳̘̮̥̱̐̓̂͑ͬt͕̘̻͇̠̖̽̂ͥͤͤͨ̀̅́͘ͅh̛̯̥ͥ̽͗ͥ̀ͭ̋ͥ̕e̵͛̾̒͐̃ͣ͢+̬͇͍̤̖͞+̫͇͖͍̻̟̭͎͈͋̈́̈͗̚̕͠g̉̃҉͙̳̪̬̪͖̦á͉̳̼̗̹̜̦̬m̡͉̩̝̞ͬͭ͐̅͐͛͐͠ͅ+ę̣̳̜͈̣͎͚͆ͩ̂̎̄ͦ̾
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11:46 AM me: that came through as a bunch of boxes and + signs
 John: so does your FACE
11:47 AM me: nope. it doesnt.
11:48 AM John: Pictures, people, and mirrors all lie. I tell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/random-funny/i-tell-the-truth/</link>
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		<title>iPad</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/popular-culture/ipad/</link>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Physics Lesson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hammerpace; the other dimension of hammertime.
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		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/random-funny/todays-physics-lesson/</link>
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		<title>Misheard Lyrics</title>
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		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/lyrics-of-fail/misheard-lyrics/</link>
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		<title>Garlic-Herb Chicken con Broccoli</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Olive Garden has a new dish, called the &#8220;Garlic-Herb Chicken con Broccoli&#8221;. The pasta was cooked, so was the chicken. I don&#8217;t know what garlic-herb is, but I&#8217;m assuming the green veggies were broccoli since that&#8217;s part of the name. The chicken tasted as expected, like chicken. I opted for the traditional bread sticks and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/the-enigmatic-food-critic/the-enigmatic-food-critic/</link>
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		<title>Goosebutta remova</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Goosebutta Remova
>>What’s that smell?
It’s my goosebutta
>>What’s  that smell?
It’s my goosebutta
>>What’s goosebutta? Dat butta from a goose?
No stupid foo it’s when balls make soup
>>Yo balls do what?
My balls make soup
>>Yo balls make soup?
Fuck yea they do
goosebutta soup!
Fuck this goosebutta
Im gonna take care of it,
>>You gonna stop sweatin?
No fool, I’ma stop wearin it
Got dis new product
I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funnyassblog.com/random-funny/goosebutta-remova/</link>
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		<title>Are you gay?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to hang out with a lot of girls when I was young; like 5th &#038; 6th grade.  It wasn’t until I was a little older my mother started to express her curiosity about me having more girlfriends than boyfriends.  Apparently she wasn’t aware of what a pimp does. In 8th grade, [...]]]></description>
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