Blowjob Tips

1. Go deep and hold your breath.
2. Make it wet.
3. Use your hands also.
4. Don’t use your hands.
5. Go slow.
6. Go fast.
7. Change up speed.
8. Make eye contact.
9. Hold his balls.
10. Be gentle with the grandchildren (see #9).
11. Enjoy it.
12. Always let him come in your mouth.
13. Bargain for a nice dinner out first. Then you will really be excited to do it.
14. Always swallow.
15. Never have him come in a glass and then you drink it.
16. Invite a girlfriend or two to assist you.
17. Get between his legs to do it; rarely do it from the side.
18. Don’t talk on the phone at the same time.
19. Do it while he is on the phone with his boss.
20. Do it during dinner. You can eat later.
21. Wake him up with it.
22. Help him get to sleep with it.
23. Thank him for letting you do it.