Parental advice we didn’t believe
on August 28, 2009 in Great Advice
Here are some things our parents told us that we totally fought against but later found out they were right.
- Dating someone with bipolar disorder is a bad idea.
- Santa isn’t real.
- To not be such a spoiled little prick. I’m much better now.
- That school IS important, and that it’s important to treat your friends well.
- Girls are all the same.
- Things will be fine.
- You’ll like girls later.
- Your ass is pretty tight. haha just kidding. But seriously, it’s not anymore.
- Smoking is not a good idea.
- To wait until I’m out of high school to find someone.
- Wear a mother fucking sweater.
- 25+25=50 There was no way shit was that simple.
- Don’t date the hot blonde who spends your money, they said. That’s $1,500 a month she took from me for 4 months.
- Professional wrestling isn’t real.
