Pickup lines that work II
on August 27, 2009 in Great Advice
Continued from: Pickup lines that work
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- You must have fallen from heaven, because your face is like all fucked up.
- My new high-tech watch tells me you have no clothes on… oh, well, you have… it has to be one hour fast.
- Do you fuck strangers? (No) Well, allow me to introduce myself.
- Nice legs, but they would look better wrapped around my head.
- It puts the lotion on the skin.
- You must be an angel, because I have a huge erection.
- If I said you have a beautiful body, would you let me stick it in your pooper?
- Hi my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick?
- I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
- Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me in the missionary position?
- GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!
- Nice legs. What time do they open?
- I lost a rag in my van. Get in there and find it.
And if those don’t work, we’ve got some more: Pickup lines that work III
