Pickup lines that work III
on September 1, 2009 in Great Advice
Continued from: Pickup lines that work II
- What’s the difference between a knife and a Ferrari? I don’t have Ferrari in my pocket. Get in the van.
- I’m like a Rubik’s Cube; the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
- It’s $20 for oral and $50 to fuck you in the ass, right?
- I don’t know if you’ll remember me, I was the guy lurking in the bushes watching you undress.
- If I ask you to have sex with me, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- You might know me from tv; I’m pretty famous right now. (oh cool! what show?) To catch a predator.
- You know how I know we’ll be having sex later tonight? I’m bigger than you.
- I did a dump just before that was so big I was afraid it wouldn’t flush, I had to hold down the button for ages before it got sucked down, the toilet sounded like it was choking. My asshole still feels ragged from it and tingles a little.
- Hi can I buy you a drink? [Yeah, like that would ever work.]
- I lost my dog. Will you help me look for him? I think he ran into this cheap motel.
- Are you a single mom? (No) Do you wanna be?
- Does this drink taste like Rohypnol to you?
- I heard you like consensual sex in the missionary position?
- I’m an atheist. Care to be penetrated by my ironclad logic in your plot holes?
