Pickup lines that work
on July 30, 2009 in Great Advice
- I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- I lost my phone number. Can you give me yours?
- I like all the shit you like. Let’s fuck.
- My couch pulls out but I don’t.
- I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U!
- Scream and I’ll cut you.
- You look like a dirty whore. What can I get for $50? Or did I just earn a freebie?
- I’ll bet my dick won’t fit inside your vagina.
- I’m not the kind of guy to kiss and tell, but if we fuck I’m telling EVERYBODY.
- I’ve got cable.
- What rhymes with “I want to take you how tonight and have sex with you?”
- Having sex with me would really piss off your dad.
- There are only a few things I do for fun. One can be you if you’re lucky.
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