Things you learned the hard way

• Don’t eat yellow snow.
• Don’t love, at all.
• Moustaches are cool. Neck beards are not.
• Never care too much for one person
• Automatic transmissions suck the life out of driving.
• You know that cute nerdy girl you like? The one which may, just may, not be as petty or materialistic as all of the other girls? Yeah, she’s a dumb whore too.
• Some things cannot be unseen.
• Most people are pretty stupid and closed minded.
• Most girls who you think no other guy likes, yeah all the dudes are eying her as well.
• When they say they love you, think of all the people before you they said that to.
• Every movie or tv show you ever watched where in the end the nerdy fat kids in high school gets a girlfriend or a date to the prom or whatever because she realizes he’s nice and sweet is a load of fucking shit.
• Your friends always talk shit behind your back. What? You think you’re the only one that does it?
• There is ALWAYS a catch.
• Perception is pretty much everything.
• No one will ever love you as much as you can love yourself. Your best friend is just behind the mirror.
• Everyone is looking to take money from you. Some are just better at getting you to hand it over willingly.
• Girls cannot be understood. There is no secret formula, or special method to understand them. As soon as you think you have it understood, they will do something incomprehensible just to get things back to the maddening status quo that they like.