A half a box of condoms
on May 25, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
It is a beautiful sunny day, and my relationship status is such that I am cleaning out my sock drawer. I get to the bottom, and discover 5 blue, foil squares. Ah…old friends, I remember you well. The optimism of buying a box of 12. The butterflies in the stomach on the night of your unveiling. And now you sit abandoned. And, it turns out, soon to expire. I’m a frugal sort. I hate wasting anything. So now I’ve got a timeline for final deployment: August 2009. I’m very task oriented–I love working against a deadline.
