AIM Profile Junkies

on March 5, 2008 in Life's Annoyances, Popular Culture

AIM Profile Junkies!!! THIS IS FOR YOU. Your AIM profile may include some of the things below. Luckily you have the ability to delete them, but you probably wont.


Quotes

Yeah they said it both first and best, but unless you did something more than just copy and paste it to your AIM profile, you missed the point.

“Some really long obscure passage, you neither understand nor truly believe in.” -From someone you know nothing about.


Picture Links

I actually like these, so you can keep them.

Saved Conversations

Don’t post copies of previous conversations you’ve had online. This is a great example of situations where “you just had to be there”. Basically, we don’t get it, so don’t bother.


Learn Colors

Dark text and dark highlighting or light text and light highlighting don’t go work well together. If you can’t read it, neither can we.

Fucking Idiots


Multicolored Clusters of Fuck

Since were on the topic of color, try to lay off the multicolored seizure inducing paragraphs...k? Thanks.

If you decide to do something cool like this, I guess Ill let it slide. But only on Christmas. Or some other holiday with colors.

Like Halloween. BOOOO SCARRYYY!!!!


CaPs lOck

BY ThE WaY, rAnDoM UsE Of cApItAl lEtTeRs dOeSn’t mAkE YoU CoOl. DOn’t dO ThIs.


Poems

Are you kidding? You didn’t understand them in 10th grade English class, what would make us think you understand them now. Do you think you’re fooling anyone now? (other than yourself)

TALK CALMLY LIKE A DUSTY SIDEWALK.
THE DEAD FLOWER QUICKLY GETS THE CORNER.
FAITH IS A RAINY RAIN.

WTF?


Smiley faces

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just isn't the same.Asians are PUSHY.  I know your country is crowded, but don't be so pushy.I YELL EVERYTHING!I always make this stupid face.I'm chewing my face off.I'm not staring.I'm such a wimp.I look like a baseball.Turn that frown upside down. What a stupid fucking saying.I have a tick, so what?Asian with nice teeth.I where my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can.666!She didn't tell me it was that time of the month.I have no idea.Yeah I got in a knife fight...he got by eye, but I got his life.I have an idea. What the fuck am I smiling about?My eyes are BLINKING!I have to fart so bad.I'll give you something to cry about.Angry asian.

Honestly, do we need this many?


Outdated Information

Come on. You have time to put it in your profile in the 1st place, and now you’re acting like you never even go on. Idiot, I know you’re online. That’s how I can see you profile. Don’t act like you can’t update it. You’re just lazy.


Don’t be mad at me because your profile sucks. It’s your fault.

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