America would like to take this time apologize
on August 14, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
America would like to take this time to say sorry for:
- Paris Hilton
- Perez Hilton
- The drug war
- The war on terror
- The Brady Bunch
- MTV, after they started showing The Real World
- Sarah Palin
- George W. bush
- Ruining Star Wars
- Ruining Indiana Jones
- Suv’s
- George W. Bush
- Elmo
- Emo’s
- Bacon Flavored Mayonnaise
- Country music
- Johnny Knoxville
- All Boy bands
- Lindsay Lohan
- George W. Bush
- Guantanamo Bay
- Iraq War
- Leaving Saddam in power in the first damn place
- Baseball player’s Contracts
- Basketball players All of them Going back to Denis Rodman
- Ruining Harry Potter with Shitty movies
- Remaking classic movies into shitty ones
- Tila Tequila
- That Stripper that gave you crabs
- Golf courses in deserts
- 2 girls one cup(not sure if it’s ours but still)
- MetroSexuals
- Trying to ban gay marraige
- PETA
- Canceling Family guy and Futurama in the first damn place
- Soap Operas
- Dane Cook
- George W. Bush
- Oprah/Dr. Phil
- Shitty Public Schools
- Wiggers/KKK/Rednecks
- All republicans( Especially George W Bush)
- All Democrats(except Bill Clinton Keep Smoking and Fucking Billy!!!)
- Ralph Nader
- Global Warming
- and of Course GEORGE W.Bush
