Cheesy Jokes
on July 19, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
- Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
- I thought it was a booger, but it’snot.
- 2 drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff BA DUM TSS
- Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I don’t know!
- Two guys walk into a bar; you would have thought the first one would have seen it.
- Why do lions always eat raw meat? (Because they don’t know how to cook.)
- Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares their dogs.
- What does a pig use to write with? A pigpen
- What is green, small and has three angles? A small green triangle
- A baby seal walks into a club.
- I wanted to be a cardiologist, but I didn’t have the heart.
- I wanted to be a baker, but I didn’t have the dough.
- I wanted to be a priest, but I didn’t have the spirit.
- I wanted to test cars, but I didn’t have the drive.
- I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.
- Why are Germans such douches? Because they come from Deustchland
- I hate going to the dentist. Every time I go, my tongue gets depressed.
- 9/10 people enjoy gang rape.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints.
