I hate fat people
on June 17, 2009 in Life's Annoyances

I’m not talking like a little chubby; I’m talking like a morbidly obese.
I hate the fat people that complain about being fat. Unless you have a glandular disease or some other type of PHYSICAL problem, then STFU and go run a few miles.
I love how fat people complain about skinny people, and try to be beautiful. You’ll never be beautiful holding fast food.
I hate how they fucking breathe so loudly.
I hate fat white women. Of all of the fat people in the world, fat white women are the worst.
I hate seeing fat people naked; it burns my fucking eyes.
I hate fat people, unless it’s Santa Claus. He’s just jolly.
I hate fat people that advertise their obesity as a “disability”. You are not disabled, you are a fatass.
Triple cheeseburger, extra mayo, large fries, oh, and a large Diet Coke. As if the Diet Coke is going to offset the rest of the calories and the boatloads of saturated fat; you dumbass fat fucking heifer.
Fat people FEED on sympathy. The more slack you give them, the more they feel it’s “okay” to stay fat and useless.
Fat children.

This boggles my fucking mind. How, as a parent, can you look at a kid who’s breathing heavy from walking up the steps and think to yourself “I’m doing a good job?” That’s fucking child abuse if you ask me.
I hate how fat women in general say they “aren’t” fat, but instead are “curvy”, “voluptuous” and “big-boned” at the same time. What the fuck is this shit? You’re a fat manatee you obese bitch. What are thin people then, “thin boned?”
I hate fat chicks who don’t realize how fat they are and walk around in short shorts and tube tops.
I can’t stand how fat people describe their weight as something they can’t help, that its entirely out of their hands.
I hate fat girls who think their cleavage is sexy or one of their best features. The only reason your tits are so big is because you eat so much. And they aren’t even good boobs, they are just meat sacks hanging off your fat torso.
The only way it’s alright for you to be fat is if you’re a black guy. Big black guys are cool, like Big from Rob & Big or Fat Albert. Oh yeah, and the forementioned Santa Clause.
I hate that fat people are still attracted to skinny people. They expect to get a skinny mate but they don’t have the common decency to make themselves skinny for their prospective mate.
I hate how fat bitches have this attitude like they’re the shit because they got fucked by dudes looking for a quick hit. This just blows up their ego. This is called “fatitude”.
I hate anyone who thinks being fat is “natural”. It’s not.
I hate when fat people tell skinny people they have to eat more and get more meat on their bones. Why, so they can be fat like you?
If I worked at a grocery store, I would purposely keep the motorized scooters uncharged.
But it’s not just fat people. I also hate skinny people that don’t work out or have a good diet. You’re not skinny because you’re so god dam good at diet and exercise; you’re just naturally skinny. However you’ve convinced yourself that this is due to some inherent superiority on your part. probably because you don’t have anything else to feel good about yourself.
