Movie summaries
on July 11, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
- The ship strikes an iceburg and over 1000 people died. Rose, the protagonist of the movie, survives. Her newly acquired love, Jack, does not.
- Snake kills Dumbledoor.
- Bruce Willis is a ghost.
- Megatron Kills Optimus.
- They destroy the ring and make it back home.
- Ariel gets kidnapped by the octomom. Ariel’s boyfriend chases her down with a pirate ship, and stabs octomom in the heart with the fucking pointy thing on the front of the boat.
- In Star Wars, no one has sex.
- In Star Wars, the chick Luke falls in love with, smooches and saves turns out to be his sister.
- Then vader was his father.
- Rosebud was a sled he had as a child.
- The guy cums, the girl eats it.
- After having lived in an alternate dimension where he has super powers Donnie uses telekinesis to pull an engine off a jet plane then appears back in bed and dies all the people he affected feel this temporal ripple.
- Jesus gets whipped and dies.
- Brad pitt is the seventh deadly sin.
- King kong dies!
- Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze
- He wins the million dollars and gets the girl! but he still lives in India.
- 2001: A Space Odyssey; Seriously, after a dozen or so viewings, I still don’t really know what happened.
- Bruno sucked.
