MySpace Advice
on March 3, 2008 in Life's Annoyances, Popular Culture
Here’s a little advice from what I’ve learned so far on MySpace.
Don’t put any bad pictures up. Why? Just take a look: Stupid Haircut Awards
See what I mean?
I’m sure there are more websites like this. Probably other categories and cool awards you can win (not that you really win) but I digress…and continue.
You’re going to have to fend off a lot of fat ugly chicks/guys trying to ask for your approval to be in your friends list. Just press the disapprove button. Believe me, they won’t bother you anymore.
Moreover, there’s a little something I remember from AOL when it first came out…chat rooms. Now, if there’s one thing I recall from chat rooms; it’s the dirty 40-year-old men hiding behind a cute screen name typing sexy messages to you. Really sexy. You know? Getting you all hot and excited.
Chat Room Reenactment
Cuttie95: Want to cyber you big stud? <3 <3
Cuttie95: How about a little of this? (. | .)
MeTheIdiot: Hell yeah I do, you’re so hot.
MeTheIdiot: Want some of this? 8====>
Meanwhile I had no clue if s/he was hot, but they sure seemed young and tender. Show me a man that can turn down text titties, and I show you the true weirdo. Same with MySpace, but it’s a little trickier now. The 40-year-old dirties have a huge advantage over us…pictures. Not pictures of their greasy bald spots, but of hot young Asians who WANT TO MEET YOU. Don’t fall for this! This is also a trick.
Anyway, I hope I’ve helped you out a little and made your transition into the new world of MySpace a little easier.
