Pet Peeves V
on July 12, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
- Lovable movies about mischevious children and/or loyal but silly dogs. Especially if the dogs talk. An example of this would be that new Disney movie about the talking astronaut dogs or whatever.
- In a large crowd of loud people, that ONE FUCKING PERSON who is ALWAYS like, “GUUUUUYYYYS! BEEEEE QUIET! I WANNA BE HOME BEFORE MIDNIIIIGHT!”. The dude that has to take charge or whatever. Yeah. Fuck that.
- People who think that weird, not-real foods are “decadent”. Like those skinny bitches who are like, “oh my Gawd I ate a box of saltine crackers with almond butter and olives last night for dinner…it was soooo decadent.”
- People who actually use phone signatures when they text, especially if they say things like, “bRaNdOn luvs Me!<3:]"
- People who are afraid of socialists/communists.
- RaNDom CApItaLIzatION oF LeTTerS.
- When someone tells me about some place that’s “really cool” and say I’d love it there, but when I go there I hate everything about it and some fag tries to rob me. Fuck you, France.
- Ugly people trying to be sexy, fucking, horrible.
- When people pronounce certain words or just their names in some sort of weird foreign accent. Like they’re having a normal conversation and then they say “croissant” but instead of just saying it they suddenly grow a fucking twirly mustache and transform into a jolly French baker and say “CRAAAA-SOOOONNNAHHHSSSHHAHAHA”.
- People who are always like, “Oh, no one will ever love me
