Pet Peeves VI
on July 13, 2009 in Life's Annoyances
- People who never, EVER fucking sleep late because “they just can’t”. They’re freaks.
- People with GIANT FUCKING HEADS.
- People who take internet drama seriously.
- People who think they’re better than everyone else because of where they’re from. I knew this bitch who went around informing everyone she met that she was from Mexico City, which apparently made her more educated and high-class than everyone else around. Great, you’re from a fucking dirty slum. Good job.
- People who get insulted when people hit on them. Why is that insulting? It’s a compliment. Don’t be a dick.
- Fucking terrible mothers who refuse to listen to any advice on how to raise their damn child properly just because ‘she’s the mother, what she says goes’
- People who update their facebook/myspace status twenty times a fucking day with mundane details of their shitty life, or when they use it as a public platform to bitch about people.
- Young pricks who want to grow up to quickly. Congratulations, you’re a 21 year old with 2 kids, a job and a mortgage. This is now your life for the next 50 cunt fucking years.
- People that rush to pull out in front of you but then drive under the speed limit and happen to be going EXACTLY WHERE YOU’RE GOING god fucking damnit.
- People who drive smart cars or do other good things for the environment ONLY BECAUSE THEY WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO NOTICE fuck off with your self absorbed bullshit stop telling everyone about it.
- Unnecessary abbreviations for already short words. (i.e. plz, thx, k, sry). Fucking move your fingers, fatty, and finish the fucking word.
- Bitches who wear trendy clothes even though they look fucking ugly and fat in them.
- Fat people who think they deserve sympathy because they’re too fat to get to a gym.
