Things that make guys instantly lose interest in girls

Speaking on behalf of guys I just want to say we’re not perfect, nor do we demand perfection in our partners…eh fuck it. Yeah I’m pretty much perfect and here’s a list of things that make a guy instantly lose interest in you girls.

• Gapped teeth or otherwise look like a horse kicked your face in.
• Excessive swearing like a sailor is a turnoff.
• Girls that think they need to have a “slutty phase” in college. Taking 7 sweaty college dicks at once is not being adventurous, it’s being a whore.
• Artsy girls who take it too far to make sure you know that they are in to art.
• Heavy drinking or excessive drug use. I can like a girl who will have some fun, but if she’s drinking it like water, I know it won’t end up being a good relationship.
• Clingy; seriously, we don’t need to be together EVERY WAKING MINUTE or talk on the phone every couple of hours.
• Smokers; their house stinks of stale tobacco, their car stinks of stale tobacco, and they stink of stale tobacco.
• Fat; curvy is fine, but you’re not curvy you’re FAT.
• Stupid; looks fade, but stupid is forever.
• Facial Hair; if you have it, don’t shave it, wax that shit. There’s no room for girls with stubble.
• Drama queens; not everything is about YOU and chances are, nobody else cares about what you have to say.
• A significant need for validation and/or complements; seriously if you’re not confident enough in yourself, nothing I can say will fill that gaping void.
• Girls who can’t initiate or keep a decent conversation going; I’m not here to be your fucking entertainment 24/7, a bit of give and take thank you on this.
• Massively oversized clits. Just no.
• Girls who criticize me for wearing sunglasses indoors or when it is dark. I LOOK MOTHERFUCKING PIMP!!! So I can, so I can.