Top 10 Reasons You Don’t Get Laid

This is a list for guys. If you’re a girl and you can’t get laid, the solution to your problems goes way beyond a top 10 list.

1. You’re trying too hard.

The harder you try, the more desperate you’ll look. Don’t do this. If you act like you don’t care, girls will try to get you to care about them.

2. You’re not trying hard enough.

Ok, you took number 1 way too far. You need to get away from the corner of the bar. If you act like you really don’t care, then people will start to believe it. Let me rephrase number 1; you need to act like you care a little bit, then girls will try to get you to care more.

3. You’re being too nice.

Ever hear the saying, “nice guys finish last.” That’s a 50′s saying for “if you’re a pussy, you won’t get pussy.” Makes sense, right? If you’re a pussy, then you probably don’t need any more pussy. Dicks and pussy go together, and girls know this. Don’t be a pussy, be a dick.

4. You’re scared of failure.

Only a pussy is scared of failure. Remember our talk about too much pussy? Same thing here.

5. You’re too drunk.

If you need a gallon of beer to talk to chicks, you probably have issues. Don’t be such a social retard. You need to get over this, there’s no easy way out. Ask one of your cool friends for help. Cool guys are great with social situations, that’s why they’re cool. Do some homework and try out your newly learned skills when you’re sober. No one does anything well when their drunk, so if you can’t do it sober, good fucking luck once you start drinking.

6. You don’t use a wingman.

Wingmen are especially great for guys with low/no self esteem. You need to learn from your wingman, don’t use them as a crutch because they won’t be around forever. Especially if you’re wingman gets laid a lot, your target chick will probably want to bang him and not you. Just use the wingman in the beginning and learn as much as you can. Pay him in beer, he will be happy.

7. You’re ignoring her wing-woman sometimes referred to as the “fat / ugly friend”.

I can’t stress this enough. When girls go out, they go out in packs. The hottest girls in the pack will get the most attention. Don’t be an idiot and walk up directly to the hottest girl in the group. Likewise, don’t walk up to the ugliest girl in the pack either. Girls are dumb, not retarded; they will know what you’re up to. Pick a chick that’s bangable after a few beers. She knows she isn’t as hot as her friend, but she’s so sick and tired of guys walking right past her to talk to the other girls in the pack that she’ll be thrilled that you’re talking to her. The hot girl will always confirm boys with her friends. There’s no fucking way the ugly is going to give you a good review if you walked right by her. You need to give the her the attention because she will be your best chance at convincing the hot one to bang your brains out.

8. You don’t give her space.

If somehow your dumb ass has gotten past the initial stages, you need to reinforce point number 1; you’re not supposed to care. Again, keep number 2 in mind when you’re doing this. It can be as simple as talking to her friends or talking with some guys near by. As long as you’re not focusing 100% on her, she won’t be able to keep her attention off of you.

9. You’re always trying the “one call close”.

Let’s face it, you’re not a professional salesman. Even if you were, the product you’re selling isn’t that great; if it were, you wouldn’t have this issue. Be realistic with your expectations. If you’re having trouble hitting a baseball, would practice by hitting home runs? No. So don’t try taking girls home the first time you meet them. The first step to getting laid is the second meeting/date. After that, it’s pussy town. So try to secure that second date.

10. You’re not yourself.

Don’t be anyone but yourself and have confidence with everything you do. This goes beyond getting laid. If you’re not yourself and you’re not confident, you’ll be very lonely and unsuccessful.