Bear
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a bear. Most bears are hairy. This particular bear is brown, but not every single bear is brown, some are white, and some are black. Polar bears, the white ones, are never cold because they love the snow. Brown bears are always hot because they are in the river trying to catch fish and swim. Bears eat vegetation, garbage, and fish. Bears sometimes attack humans when their bear cubs are in danger. Or when there are tents around. Bears hate tents.
Snake
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a snake. Snakes are cylindrical, long, snake shaped creatures. They have rubbery spastic tongues that have a split at the end. The left split is for smelling left and the right split is for smelling right. Oh yeah, they smell with their tongue. Their fangs are like hypodermic needles. They have poison in them. When a snake gets pissed it will either hiss, spit, or shake its rattle. This snake has had its rattle removed by a fight or probably was born without one.
Shark
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a shark. The shark is pretty big, like 6 feet or so. It has HUGE teeth. The teeth are mainly for eating. I’m assuming the shark has a large appetite; otherwise, a shark that rarely eats or doesn’t get that hungry isn’t very appealing. Sharks are grey so they blend in with the polluted ocean. Sharks sometimes eat humans because humans taste like seals.
6 More Truths of Life
on January 4, 2010 in Random Funny
1. If you Lean your head back and simulate shaking salt into your mouth, you’ll taste salt.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologise about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company …
Transit Security System
on December 7, 2009 in Random Funny
Transit Authorities from around the US have come together to compile images and video from their local transit systems. People of Public Transit is a new security website aimed at keeping tabs on Public Transit’s most suspicious looking passengers. When questioned about the validity of such an effort one representative said, “Have you seen some of these people? They’re freaks! There’s no way these people are just riding to get somewhere. They’re obviously going to cause some sort of trouble, and we’re hoping this new site can help identify some of these perps.”
It’s unclear as to the legal ramifications of profiling purely based on freakiness level, but one transit authority employee had this to say, “I’ve seen some wild freaks on the train and can’t help but think they are going to do something crazy like sit next to someone or accidentally make eye contact with a normal passenger. We just can’t have that.”
The future of freak profiling remains uncertain, but the public is encouraged to visit People of Public Transit and submit photos of the freaks they come into contact with to help rid the system of these monstrosities.
COME ON! WHAT R U WAITING FOR?! I’M RIGHT HERE! DO ME NOW!
on December 5, 2009 in Random Funny
6 Truths of Life
on December 4, 2009 in Random Funny
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologise about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company …
Pope Benedict XVI
on December 3, 2009 in Random Funny
Pope Benedict XVI’s cloak is lifted by the wind during his weekly general audience in St. Peter’s Square, at the Vatican, Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini). Photo Edit by poliganometry. Original Photo.
People of Public Transit
on November 8, 2009 in Popular Culture
People of Walmart inspires sister site (People of Public Transit)
http://www.peopleofpublictransit.com/
The public bus and subway systems are littered with amazing photo opportunities. Many of us have been sitting alone witnessing something amazing and only wishing we could share the experience with our friends. Well now you can!
Amazing Horse Ringtone
on October 23, 2009 in Random Funny
Amazing Horse Note: Video may be NSFW. There is a cartoon penis in the middle of the video.
A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. Not kid friendly.
Here’s the ringtone I made from that video:
Full Version (download):
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1st Half (download):
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2nd Half (download):
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Email ringtone as an attachment to your cell phone using one of the following addresses.
Verizon YOUR_NUMBER@vzwpix.com
ATT&T YOUR_NUMBER@mobile.att.net
T-Mobile YOUR_NUMBER@tmomail.net
Alltel YOUR_NUMBER@message.alltel.com
Others, contact your provider for details.