Goosebutta remova
on January 5, 2010 in Random Funny
Goosebutta Remova
>>What’s that smell?
It’s my goosebutta
>>What’s that smell?
It’s my goosebutta
>>What’s goosebutta? Dat butta from a goose?
No stupid foo it’s when balls make soup
>>Yo balls do what?
My balls make soup
>>Yo balls make soup?
Fuck yea they do
goosebutta soup!
Fuck this goosebutta
Im gonna take care of it,
>>You gonna stop sweatin?
No fool, I’ma stop wearin it
Got dis new product
I herd its da shit
It’s called the goosebutta remova
You spread it on yo nuts
Or even on yo butts
Yeah im gonna stop the sweatn
I’m gonna stop the smell
If my balls try n make soup
No one can tell
get the goosebutta…remova
It’s all you need
Yo bitches will thank you
when de suckin on yo cheff boy ar d!
Goosebutta remova
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Are you gay?
on January 5, 2010 in Random Funny
I used to hang out with a lot of girls when I was young; like 5th & 6th grade. It wasn’t until I was a little older my mother started to express her curiosity about me having more girlfriends than boyfriends. Apparently she wasn’t aware of what a pimp does. In 8th grade, my mother asked if I was gay. It was cool because she’s always taught us kids to be understanding and accepting of everyone no matter what. So it wasn’t that she was worried, she was just curious. I often tell that story to gay people I meet. You know the way people overcompensate in some way to prove the person they are talking with isn’t different. Like when a white kid is talking to a bunch of black people and mentions that when he was little he had a lot of black friends or that he had a black roommate in college. As if that’s going to reduce any awkwardness. When I tell that story to gay guys, they always ask what I said to my mother. What was your response? I told him I was a little surprised at first, but I took my friend’s dick out of my mouth and said absolutely not. Like where did you get an idea like that?
Bear
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a bear. Most bears are hairy. This particular bear is brown, but not every single bear is brown, some are white, and some are black. Polar bears, the white ones, are never cold because they love the snow. Brown bears are always hot because they are in the river trying to catch fish and swim. Bears eat vegetation, garbage, and fish. Bears sometimes attack humans when their bear cubs are in danger. Or when there are tents around. Bears hate tents.
Snake
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a snake. Snakes are cylindrical, long, snake shaped creatures. They have rubbery spastic tongues that have a split at the end. The left split is for smelling left and the right split is for smelling right. Oh yeah, they smell with their tongue. Their fangs are like hypodermic needles. They have poison in them. When a snake gets pissed it will either hiss, spit, or shake its rattle. This snake has had its rattle removed by a fight or probably was born without one.
Shark
on January 5, 2010 in The Uneducated Bilogist
This is a shark. The shark is pretty big, like 6 feet or so. It has HUGE teeth. The teeth are mainly for eating. I’m assuming the shark has a large appetite; otherwise, a shark that rarely eats or doesn’t get that hungry isn’t very appealing. Sharks are grey so they blend in with the polluted ocean. Sharks sometimes eat humans because humans taste like seals.
6 More Truths of Life
on January 4, 2010 in Random Funny
1. If you Lean your head back and simulate shaking salt into your mouth, you’ll taste salt.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologise about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company …
Transit Security System
on December 7, 2009 in Random Funny
Transit Authorities from around the US have come together to compile images and video from their local transit systems. People of Public Transit is a new security website aimed at keeping tabs on Public Transit’s most suspicious looking passengers. When questioned about the validity of such an effort one representative said, “Have you seen some of these people? They’re freaks! There’s no way these people are just riding to get somewhere. They’re obviously going to cause some sort of trouble, and we’re hoping this new site can help identify some of these perps.”
It’s unclear as to the legal ramifications of profiling purely based on freakiness level, but one transit authority employee had this to say, “I’ve seen some wild freaks on the train and can’t help but think they are going to do something crazy like sit next to someone or accidentally make eye contact with a normal passenger. We just can’t have that.”
The future of freak profiling remains uncertain, but the public is encouraged to visit People of Public Transit and submit photos of the freaks they come into contact with to help rid the system of these monstrosities.
COME ON! WHAT R U WAITING FOR?! I’M RIGHT HERE! DO ME NOW!
on December 5, 2009 in Random Funny
6 Truths of Life
on December 4, 2009 in Random Funny
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now because you’re an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologise about this.
I’m an idiot and I needed company …
Pope Benedict XVI
on December 3, 2009 in Random Funny
Pope Benedict XVI’s cloak is lifted by the wind during his weekly general audience in St. Peter’s Square, at the Vatican, Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini). Photo Edit by poliganometry. Original Photo.