I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

• I don’t always masturbate, but when I do, I prefer the right hand.
• I don’t always eat, but when I do, I prefer food.
• I don’t always eat take out, but when I do, I prefer Taco Bell.
• I don’t always use gas, but when I do, I prefer propane.
• I don’t always wipe, but when I do, I prefer standing up.
• I don’t always prey on people, but when I do, I prefer the weak ones.
• I don’t always beat people, but when I do, I prefer my wife.
• I don’t always genocide, but when I do, I prefer gas chambers.
• I don’t always peep, but when I do, I prefer your sister’s window.
• I don’t always L, but when I do, I prefer MAO.
• I don’t always fap, but when I do, I prefer a trap.