Watch it backwards
on July 31, 2009 in Popular Culture
If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
If you watch Rambo backwards, it’s about a guy with a bullet vacuum that keeps bringing people back to life.
If you watch War of the Worlds backwards, it’s about a man and his daughter hiding in a basement with a crazy guy while large machines walk around turning blood mist into humans.
If you watch Harry Potter backwards it’s about a wizard that loses his powers and moves back to his aunt’s house into a cupboard under the stairs.
If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, it’s about a guy growing old and crawling up a woman’s vagina.
If you watch Dawn of the Dead backwards, it’s about stupid people getting off a perfectly good boat to go live in a mall in a zombie-infested city. The blonde woman does get a nice house at the end though. She gets married to some guy who *had* been a zombie, and even gets a job as a nurse.
If you watch Memento backwards you’re actually watching it forwards.
If you watch Aliens backwards, it’s about an outpost on a distant moon that implodes, drawing people to it to suck bullets out of alien creatures. Once all the bullets are removed, the moon sends everyone home again.
If you watch The Shawshank Redemption backwards, it’s about a guy breaking into prison to get fucked in the ass.
If you watch a Bukkake movie backwards, it’s men cleaning women’s faces off with their magic penis vacuums.
If you watch The Big Lebowski backwards the dude gets his rug back.
If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it’s about a guy who comes back from the dead and slowly gets more and more racist.
