Are you gay?

I used to hang out with a lot of girls when I was young; like 5th & 6th grade. It wasn’t until I was a little older my mother started to express her curiosity about me having more girlfriends than boyfriends. Apparently she wasn’t aware of what a pimp does. In 8th grade, my mother asked if I was gay. It was cool because she’s always taught us kids to be understanding and accepting of everyone no matter what. So it wasn’t that she was worried, she was just curious. I often tell that story to gay people I meet. You know the way people overcompensate in some way to prove the person they are talking with isn’t different. Like when a white kid is talking to a bunch of black people and mentions that when he was little he had a lot of black friends or that he had a black roommate in college. As if that’s going to reduce any awkwardness. When I tell that story to gay guys, they always ask what I said to my mother. What was your response? I told him I was a little surprised at first, but I took my friend’s dick out of my mouth and said absolutely not. Like where did you get an idea like that?