Good ideas that turned out bad II
on August 31, 2009 in Random Funny
Continued from: Good ideas that turned out bad
- Microwaving gummy bears. Felt too lazy to clean off the burnt-on melty crap, so I threw the plate away.
- Rice and ketchup sandwich with melted cheese.
- trying to smoke banana peels (bananadine)
- I was thirsty after brushing my teeth, so I grabbed some oj. Baaaad idea. Also, grapes after brushing teeth is just as bad.
- I like oatmeal. I like coffee. I figured, save time, make oatmeal with coffee instead of water. Um yeah. Never doing that again.
- No milk left. Mom had some diet shit in the fridge called “almond milk”. I figured it was safe. False. Not milk. Not even close.
- Walking the train tracks. More specifically, following the train tracks to the bridge where homeless people resided. A gang of hobos mugged me for my cigarettes and then proceeded to fight each other for said cigarettes. It was an interesting endeavor.
- Every time I pick my nose because it always bleeds, but I just can’t stop.
- Asking this girl Caitlyn out in 8th grade. She was hated by guys, she was a teacher’s pet, and she made perfect grades. Only thing is she was fat. I dunno what I was thinking. She would also call at least 10 times in 1 hour just to ask what I was doing.
- Bacon=win. Blizzards=win. Bacon blizzard=disgusting.
- ‘I can pull out! It will be fine’
- Coffee Popsicles. Shit was disgusting.
- Fucking my boss. [Note: Not at FunnyAssBlog; unfortunately.]
- My third time drinking; 6 shots of mixed drinks right after the other(my buddy raided his parents booze cabinet) and then 2 shots I don’t remember. I weighed 120lbs. And then weed. I ended up trying to convince my parents I had walked home despite the fact they drove me home.
- I like rum. I like ice cream. So I thought I could make a nice dessert cocktail by mixing them together, like a rum and ice cream float. Wrong!
