Good ideas that turned out bad
on August 30, 2009 in Random Funny
We work with and know some “interesting” people. We were curious to hear some ideas people have tried that they thought were good, but turned out bad. We know that a few of you will read these and inevitably try some of them so don’t come crying to us and say we didn’t warn you.
- fapping with shampoo as lube
- protein shake pancakes (fucking gross)
- chocolate milk icecubes
- comb handle up vagoo (yeast infection)
- having sex with a friend
- melted cheese on popcorn
- mixed cheetos and cashews (seriously, you’ll throw up)
- trying to do a back flip
- BB GUN + WINDOW + 5PM = CRIMINAL RECORD (Who’d a thunk it?)
- Going on vacation and only bringing those adidas sandals (you know the ones with the little nubby things on them) with me. My feet hurt so fucking bad after like 2 days. I bought new shoes and threw those bitches out.
- Robbing that computer store. Can you say “FATAL ERROR” Hahahahahaha but seriously, I shot three people in the head.
- flavoring weed with vanilla extract
- trying to remove a smudge from my monitor with the sharp end of a knife
- deep fried macaroni and cheese triangles = chest pains
- Laid against a wall with my dick above my head; like, ass against the wall, jacked off onto my own face. It got in my chest hair and all over my chin and face. Regretted it IMMEDIATELY.
Considering the source, it’s not surprising we have more: Good ideas that turned out bad II
