Surgery I
on June 23, 2009 in Random Funny
Things you don’t want to hear before the anesthesia kicks in.
- Oops
- Do we get to use the saw this time?
- This one will make a fine corpse.
- Now, where did I put the how to video?
- Now, where did i put the lube?
- Nurse, gimmie another bottle of whiskey.
- Why would he want this penis removed?
- I’ll bet this one has a lovely anus.
- bow chica bow wow
- Nurse, remember to vacuum out my semen this time.
- This time I get the mouth.
- So we’re giving him a vagina, right?
- We’re all gonna rape the shit out of your anaesthetized body.
- Yeah, his wife died in the accident.
- I’m so fucking high right now.
