Surgery II

on June 24, 2009 in Random Funny

Things you don’t want to hear before the anesthesia kicks in.

  • I hope I don’t get sick like the last time.
  • Hey, I think we gave him way too much anesthesia. What did the directions say?
  • SO LARRY R U GONNA PUT THAT RIGHT THAR POKEY THING INSIDE HEM?
  • Get some ice ready; he looks like he has healthy kidneys.
  • Okay nurse; beer me.
  • I hope this goes better than last time.
  • He’s not going to wake up.
  • Make it look like an accident.
  • The anus-relaxing qualities of the anesthesia make for a pleasant side benefit.
  • Oh man look at his cock! haha, we have to take pictures.
  • His wife was pretty hot. Maybe we should fuck her while he’s under.
  • Here’s another one for my blooper reel!
  • I wonder if his ass will feel raw if I don’t use lube.
  • This is a sex change operation, right?
  • Ugh, I hate these masks. I’m taking mine off. AAHHH CHOOO
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