Surgery II
on June 24, 2009 in Random Funny
Things you don’t want to hear before the anesthesia kicks in.
- I hope I don’t get sick like the last time.
- Hey, I think we gave him way too much anesthesia. What did the directions say?
- SO LARRY R U GONNA PUT THAT RIGHT THAR POKEY THING INSIDE HEM?
- Get some ice ready; he looks like he has healthy kidneys.
- Okay nurse; beer me.
- I hope this goes better than last time.
- He’s not going to wake up.
- Make it look like an accident.
- The anus-relaxing qualities of the anesthesia make for a pleasant side benefit.
- Oh man look at his cock! haha, we have to take pictures.
- His wife was pretty hot. Maybe we should fuck her while he’s under.
- Here’s another one for my blooper reel!
- I wonder if his ass will feel raw if I don’t use lube.
- This is a sex change operation, right?
- Ugh, I hate these masks. I’m taking mine off. AAHHH CHOOO