Surgery III
on June 25, 2009 in Random Funny
Things you don’t want to hear before the anesthesia kicks in.
- Doctor, is there supposed to be that much blood?
- Yeah, Dr. Ross is stuck in a storm, but no worries I haven’t lost a game of operation in almost five years
- So is this the man who needs the hysterectomy?
- Dammit that bitch in radiology gave me something. I swear my cock itches like a mutherfucker.
- Welcome to celebrity surgery live, where one of our five remaining celebrities will be selected to perform a life-threatening operation on an unsuspecting patient.
- Nurse, take off your clothes.
- Hi everyone. My name is Michael J. Fox and I’ll be your surgeon today.
