Transit Security System
on December 7, 2009 in Random Funny
Transit Authorities from around the US have come together to compile images and video from their local transit systems. People of Public Transit is a new security website aimed at keeping tabs on Public Transit’s most suspicious looking passengers. When questioned about the validity of such an effort one representative said, “Have you seen some of these people? They’re freaks! There’s no way these people are just riding to get somewhere. They’re obviously going to cause some sort of trouble, and we’re hoping this new site can help identify some of these perps.”
It’s unclear as to the legal ramifications of profiling purely based on freakiness level, but one transit authority employee had this to say, “I’ve seen some wild freaks on the train and can’t help but think they are going to do something crazy like sit next to someone or accidentally make eye contact with a normal passenger. We just can’t have that.”
The future of freak profiling remains uncertain, but the public is encouraged to visit People of Public Transit and submit photos of the freaks they come into contact with to help rid the system of these monstrosities.
