Unless you really like her, then I apologize

Me: i gotta go shower
dinner date this evening
Michael: aim for the face
me: yeah, hopefully this girl will put out more than taylor didnt
Michael: most texas girls put out
it is safe to assume she is a easy
unless you really like her
then i apologize
me: haha. What, am i not allowed to like easy chicks?
she could have taken advantage of my drunk ass on sunday.
she didnt
Michael: thats not cool
well good luck
where are you going?
me: the only classy place i know
postino!
Michael: good move