Was he a pirate?
on May 24, 2009 in Random Funny
Hey, guys, could use your advice about this. I was dating this guy for a few weeks, but it always felt like something was just a little “off.” I finally broke it off with him, but I felt bad doing it.
After discussing it with some co-workers, they suggested that he might have been a pirate. All of a sudden it became clear: the eye-patch, the wooden leg, the way he always had that giant parrot perched on his shoulder. I realized every time he’d kiss me goodnight he would wink and then whisper, “Arrrrr, matey! I had a great time tonight!” His recurring struggle with rickets was troubling to me, too. And during our break-up talk, he became upset and yelled “Avast ye, wench!” and covered his teary eyes with a dirty, red and white striped handkerchief.
What do you think? Was I dating a pirate?
