While sitting at my computer

While sitting at my computer, I found the urge to reseat myself in a more comfortable position. This required me to pull my chair out a bit where I saw a delicious oreo cookie on the floor under my desk. I knew the cookie had been there from a day or two before, but I felt the 5 second rule didn’t apply to oreos. And I was right. While a little bit soft (not the traditional crispiness a new oreo has), the floor oreo still had all of the delicious goodness you would expect from a floor oreo, and more. I fear to tell this to anyone for surely ridicule and disgust will ensue, but I somehow feel your kind and cookie loving heart will know to forgive me.

In closing, you love cookies too and would also not hesitate to eat the 2 day floor oreo.