Why haven’t we had sex yet?

(me) honestly, why havent we had sex yet?
(her) say something romantic and you might get your wish
(me) romantic?
(her) woo me
(me) do I look like Hallmark Greetings to you?
(her) you’re losing points
(me) oh hell give me time to think of something
(her) Jeopardy Music
(me) ready?
(her) ready as ever
(me) it’s a bit sappy, are you sure about this?
(her) I hope it’s a love poem
(me) here goes
(me) Thrusting deep I pump your butt
(me) Pumping faster I pump your butt
(her) enough of that
(me) Your butt was meant for pumping
(her) oh god
(me) Pumping your butt full of cum
(her) eww
(me) Pump Pump Pump Cum Cum Cum
(her) I’m putting you on ignore if you don’t stop
(me) The End
(her) That wasn’t very romantic
(me) I get am A for effort though, right?
(her) why are all guys such assholes
(me) isn’t that what women like?
(her) sad but true

Let’s try this again.

(me) seriously, why haven’t we had sex yet?
(her) uhhh, why so serious? lol
(me) I think we should go out some time, seriously though
(her) awwwww
(me) is that awww how nice, or awww too bad?
(me) hey you still there?
(me) yoohoo!
(me) are you still around?
(me) I’ll be afk for a bit, gonna get some food,
(me) I just got back from mcdonalds, I saw the light on at your house.. since its almost on the way. If you’re still up let me know
(me) hey I’m going to bed soon, I’m still availible to chat if you’re online
(me) well.. goodnight. I’m gonna hit the bathroom first, let me know if you got my messages
(me) well heck, I guess you’ll get these tomorrow. See you at work
(me) I couldn’t sleep, you around?
(me) I guess I’m gonna go watch some tv and try to get tired again
(me) well, I’m tired, did you get any of these?
(me) well, see you later, gonna sleep
(me) okay, goodnight
(me) hey I missed you at work today, I hope you arent sick
(me) That’s wierd, I just got an error message that my txt didnt go through, let me know if you see this
(me) huh, I called work but they wouldnt give me your phone number so I could see what the problem is with your machine, I bet I could fix it for you. if you can see this call me and I’ll help you fix the problem.
(me) well hell, this isn’t cool… are you seeing any of these? why does it keep saying message rejected?