Anti-jokes
on May 27, 2009 in Random Funny
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: “Where’s my tractor?”
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“This is the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.”
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and asks him, “Why the long face?”
The horse says, “I have AIDS.”
A Black man, a mexican, and a russian walk into a bar. What a great example of a united society.
Q: What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
A: Nothing
Q: What do you call a Mexican flying a plane?
A: A pilot.
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.
A bear walks into a bar. The zoo workers come in afterwards, tranquilize him and take him back to the zoo because he is a bear and he cannot be in a bar.
Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit it with an axe.
Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
A: They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.
*Knock Knock*
“Who’s there?”
“UPS sir, I have a delivery for you.”
“Oh thank you. This must be the book I ordered from amazon.com.”
A dog walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender realizes how silly this is, and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over and tells his wife about it, who ignores him. He begins to cry silently knowing that his marriage is falling into shambles.
Q: What did the black man say to the white woman?
A: I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with you after a few drinks and friendly conversation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Your mother is a whore.
