Super Serial Sports Statements

• Donovan McNabb knows how to win Super Bowls.
• The Indianapolis Colts made the biggest mistake in football history taking Payton Manning over Ryan Leaf.
• Gary Bettman is a genius. Why would you let some idiot like Jim Balsillie take a hockey team out of the desert and into such a poor hockey market like Canada.
• The 72′ Dolphins couldn’t hold a candle to the 08′ Lions.
• Mike Gundy is in his 30′s.
• Mike Tyson should be a narrator.
• Alan Iverson should write the books that Tyson narrates. They should all be about practice.
• Eagles fans are delightful, well spoken, and friendly.
• The clock counting up with extra time randomly added at the end in soccer isn’t stupid at all.
• The New York Yankees are underrated.
• Urban Meyer would not leave his wife for Tim Tebow.