Daddy’s Little Girl

on April 15, 2008 in Popular Culture, WTF?

Recently, the world learned of a cute little couple that go by the name John and Jenny Deaves. These two pictured below, are not only lovers and proud parents of a beautiful little girl, but John and Jenny also have a much closer bond. John is Jenny’s biological father. As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s Hot.”

You might be quite surprised, as was I, to learn that society hasn’t accepted this little gem of a family. It’s 2008 and society is still as prejudice as ever. Will there ever be a day a daughter can get some sweet lovin from her own father, and NOT have people look at her weird?

Sure John and Jenny’s first attempt at a child resulted in something resembling Jeff Goldblum in the movie The Fly:

But can you say with confidence that we shouldn’t let dads and daughters have sex and have more daughters? Procreation folks, that’s what were talking about.

I can’t wait for the day women have the same rights as men, blacks are finally recognized as unequal because of their extra bone/ligament/fast twitch fibers, and daughters and fathers can bang legally. It’s all a matter of time.

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